Pissing you off since 1995

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this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god
i’m 28 and never knew this

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Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.
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I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

(via music-loser)

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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via steygold)

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Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via steygold)

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I think people at work are only nice to me because I’m so awkward and crazy and weird looking :/

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From Katie Mitchell’s “…some trace of her”, based on Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s The Idiot (2008)
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Each time we don’t say what we wanna say, we’re dying.
-Yoko Ono (via psych-facts)

(via fuckyeahexistentialism)

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